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Sunday, May 24, 2015

18 thoughts every twenty-something girl has

1. I wonder what I'll look like when I'm middle aged. I'm definitely going to be one of those women who lives in the gym and drinks green smoothies.

2. I mean on one hand I could join a gym now but on the other hand, high waisted jeans. God bless you Topshop Joni jeans. God bless you.

3. You know what will be cute? If I dig out all of my old photos. It'll be funny to see wh- OH GOD WHAT AM I WEARING, NO. NO.

4. I wonder if I can remember my old Myspace login. Let me check. Woah what happened to Myspace? HAHAHA look at my top friends! I hate 50% of them now.

5. Taylor Swift just gets it doesn't she. She just gets it. We'd be such good friends.

6. I wonder what it's like to date Harry Styles. Maybe I can change him. I can make him see the benefits of marriage. Our children will be curly haired and gorgeous.

7. I want a job that involves me, my laptop and a loada freebies. Sort me out, Jobsite.

8. The SCS woman is really annoying.

9. Urgh the Kardashians are so superficial, it's crazy how much money they earn with their pseudo-fame.

10. What time is KUWTK on again?

11. I wonder what I would look like if I had a hair and make up team. Pretty damn fabulous I bet.

12. How much longer will I be forced to look at the mid drifts of teens? Curse you crop top trend, curse you.

13. So tax is a real thing then huh? Great. Marvellous. Lovely. 15 year old me didn't have to deal with this ludicrousness.

14. One Born Every Minute is an irresponsible programme and will be the sole reason for a mass baby shortage because yeah kids are cute but no I am not doing that. Nope. Not even a little bit.

15. How many more days until payday? I need to update my already overflowing wardrobe.

16. Someday I will own everything from the Urban Outfitters home section and my house will be one big Tumblr post.

17. Investment banking looks really fun. I wonder if I'd be any good at it.

18. I wonder how much it costs to train as a make up artist. Oooh there's loads of courses in London let me check the pri- never mind.

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Friday, May 22, 2015

Bryon, Waterloo

The Cassidy and I discovered Byron a couple of months back on a recent trip to Oxford . W...
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Thursday, May 21, 2015

12 annoying things about the internet

1. The Youtube auto-play feature. Oh you've just finished listening to Taylor Swift? Great, w...
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Thursday, May 21, 2015

That outdoors place

Don't worry, I'm not going to do that new age hippy thing and tell you to run outsides and...
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Sunday, May 17, 2015

Open Letter to Shakeel Hashim

Hey Shakeel, how are you? I just read your article 'Don't kid yourself: If you're not...
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Sunday, May 17, 2015

Dear Students (Exam Advice)

It’s not often I get to advise people on life issues and hold any kind of merit– I am nowhere near...
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Saturday, May 16, 2015

The Northampton Sneaker Co

Nope, this isn’t a sponsored post. This is a post about a local brand who caught my eye. A brand w...
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