2. I mean on one hand I could join a gym now but on the other hand, high waisted jeans. God bless you Topshop Joni jeans. God bless you.
3. You know what will be cute? If I dig out all of my old photos. It'll be funny to see wh- OH GOD WHAT AM I WEARING, NO. NO.
4. I wonder if I can remember my old Myspace login. Let me check. Woah what happened to Myspace? HAHAHA look at my top friends! I hate 50% of them now.
5. Taylor Swift just gets it doesn't she. She just gets it. We'd be such good friends.
6. I wonder what it's like to date Harry Styles. Maybe I can change him. I can make him see the benefits of marriage. Our children will be curly haired and gorgeous.
7. I want a job that involves me, my laptop and a loada freebies. Sort me out, Jobsite.
8. The SCS woman is really annoying.
9. Urgh the Kardashians are so superficial, it's crazy how much money they earn with their pseudo-fame.
10. What time is KUWTK on again?
11. I wonder what I would look like if I had a hair and make up team. Pretty damn fabulous I bet.
12. How much longer will I be forced to look at the mid drifts of teens? Curse you crop top trend, curse you.
13. So tax is a real thing then huh? Great. Marvellous. Lovely. 15 year old me didn't have to deal with this ludicrousness.
14. One Born Every Minute is an irresponsible programme and will be the sole reason for a mass baby shortage because yeah kids are cute but no I am not doing that. Nope. Not even a little bit.
15. How many more days until payday? I need to update my already overflowing wardrobe.
16. Someday I will own everything from the Urban Outfitters home section and my house will be one big Tumblr post.
17. Investment banking looks really fun. I wonder if I'd be any good at it.
18. I wonder how much it costs to train as a make up artist. Oooh there's loads of courses in London let me check the pri- never mind.